A list of Portland’s ten favorite snow related activities.
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Wishing it would snow
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Worrying it will snow
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Panicking while driving in snow
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Complaining about all the Californians who moved to Portland and don’t know how to drive in the snow
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Panicking that they don’t have the groceries they need for a snow day
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Running to the store only to stock up on beer for said snow day
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Storing newly acquired beer on back porch in the snow and taking pictures of it
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Bragging to friends about how much snow they have at their house
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Skiing or snowshoeing in less than two inches of snow — probably because unicycles can be treacherous in icy conditions
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Calling in to TV and radio stations to tell them how much snow there is at their house, because they won the snow-off when bragging to friends
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lolz 🙂
Ian
Between today and yesterday, I have been guilty of five of these things. But for the record, from my front porch I DID see a guy riding his unicycle down the street in several inches of snow. Wanted to take a picture but… he was moving too fast.